ポケモンのデザインが悪いのは安倍の仕業

1 ：チョン代表：2019/11/10(日) 17:32:23.24 ID:QhDPPCee0.net

わかったか？

2 ：名無しさん、君に決めた！：2019/11/10(日) 17:36:03.59 ID:wMRQ6xUr0.net

解説よろ

3 ：名無しさん、君に決めた！：2019/11/10(日) 20:01:34.25 ID:iYeKn6sO0.net

【夢の無いポケモン】


*マサラタウン
→孫正義、マサヨシタウン

*サトシ
→孫正義（マサトモ）→智（トモ）→サトシ

*帽子🧢のCマーク
→正義のシ


*ピカチュウ
→子年の私の意味（最近は針鼠🦔）

==

*つまり、正義タウンの正義が
ピカチュウである私をゲットしないで下さい

https://mobile.twitter.com/prettypumpkin71/status/1192850049367044096
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4 ：名無しさん、君に決めた！：2019/11/10(日) 23:28:38.38 ID:jAfB1u1b0.net

ワロタ
ケンモメンさぁ
スレタイにするにしてもこれ半分だろ?
今回はポケモンに力かしてやってくれぃ
次に繋げる意味でね

5 ：名無しさん、君に決めた！：2019/11/10(日) 23:28:56.32 ID:xGVxuOzd0.net

草

6 ：名無しさん、君に決めた！：2019/11/10(日) 23:30:26.20 ID:FeahQEUZ0.net

いやミンス党だろ
ミンス党信者がポケモン潰そうとしてら

7 ：名無しさん、君に決めた！：2019/11/11(月) 11:21:59.48 ID:3LuoXaCu0.net

エンペルトとか誰でも思いつく陳腐なデザインおもんない
波ペンは天才にしか編み出せない秀逸なデザイン

8 ：名無しさん、君に決めた！：2019/11/11(月) 23:49:44.58 ID:oD1dOI6+0.net

エンペルトは神
リザードンは糞

9 ：名無しさん、君に決めた！：2019/11/26(火) 22:24:00.57 ID:wcn41IyA0.net

>>1
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10 ：名無しさん、君に決めた！：2019/11/26(火) 22:24:53.40 ID:wcn41IyA0.net

>>1
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``Optional tour``〈Today's activity〉

★Fanny Street Watching tour $40 (bring you by shuttle bus)
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Participating cars are ambulances, police cars, electric patrol cars,
gas patrol cars, and motorcycles with various sirens.
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It's Amazing!

~Features of MURPHY'S HOTEL~
1. The TV remote control in the room suddenly disappears.
2. The water pressure becomes weak only when you use the shower.
3. There are many parents who make their children cry and cry on purpose.
4. There are many owners who make their dogs cry and cry on purpose.
5. The boasting of the sound of motorcycles often appears to hear the sound.
6.There may be foreign matter like a piece of plastic in sushi at a sushi bar.
7. You're the only one in the room, but there's a roll of toilet paper on the toilet seat.
8. Fake Usain Bolt, who overtakes you with a dash all of a sudden, comes out.
9. The road construction starts when you check in, and it ends when you check out.
10. When you boot up your laptop, hackers from all over the country visit you.
11. When you check in, the train passing by turns into Miles Davis.
12. When you check in, there will be many emergency cases around the hotel and many ambulances will be sent out.
13. If you buy low-fat bacon at the convenience store of the hotel, you will get fatty bacon somehow.
14. If you charge the spare batteries of your digital camera and go out, the uncharged batteries appear.
15. Please note that the gas burner that you bought online is a very dangerous product that keeps spraying from the time of installation.

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11 ：名無しさん、君に決めた！：2019/11/26(火) 22:25:27.23 ID:wcn41IyA0.net

>>1
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　Hair cut & Shave: 1.5 Bllion Dollars
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12 ：名無しさん、君に決めた！：2019/12/25(水) 14:52:50 ID:lzu1c38j0.net

ジェイムズは安倍だった！！